Sunday, October 26, 2014

My Favorite Comedian Who Still Performs Standup



My Favorite Comedian 
Who Still Performs Standup




Sadly, at this moment, My Favorite Comedian Who Still Performs Standup isn't even me! I'm still my favorite comedian. If only because I get most of my jokes. Almost all of 'em! It's like we have the exact same sense of humor! So much so that I could be a clone of myself! Hmm. Now I wonder if I am. 

As you already know from my books about comedy, especially "How To Write All Kinds of Comedy Jokes: Volume 3: How to Write like Famous Comedians", and from previous blog posts. Brian Regan is my favorite comedian who still performs standup, since I'm not doing so at this time. My other favorites include Woody Allen, Steve Martin, and Mitch Hedburg, but they no longer perform stand up. Of those who still perform, I also enjoy Jerry Seinfeld and Steven Wright


Brian Regan: “[The pilot explaining a flight delay]: ‘Uh, somebody put our engine in upside-down. And, uh, there’s only one tool in our galaxy that can fix this. And, uh, it’s in Madagascar. The tower has instructed us to go to a holding area; and remain there, until everyone on board dies a natural death.’ So you go there and die.” 

Brian Regan: “I watch ‘Dora the Explorer’ with her [his daughter], you know, ‘cause she likes it. So I watch it with her, you know. It’s a good show. I’d probably watch that, if I didn’t have kids.” 

Reading his material isn't quite the same as hearing it; and just hearing it isn't quite the same as watching him perform. Brian Regan's inflections, expressions, antics, and material teach us we can be truly hilarious without resorting to dirty tricks. 


Here He Performs His Super Funny 
Pop Tarts Routine: 

Brian Regan - Poptarts live

Uploaded on Jul 26, 2007 by

Getting laughs seems so easy using Brian Regan’s goofy voice. But his antics and expressions add to the Punch too. And not only do his voice and actions carry the comedy, his writing is brilliant. His amazing material with his definitive delivery creates consummate comedy. 





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Star Trek Spock with Ears Crew Socks


Keep Calm And RUN ZOMBIES ARE COMING!
Ladies Junior Fit V-neck T-shirt, Funny 
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Sexy Super Heroine 
Halloween Costumes: 


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Do You Really Care 
That The Following Two Costumes 
Look Like Nothing Like 
Spider-Girl Or Bat-Girl?
I Mean, 

If You Meant These Attractive Women 
At A Halloween Party, 
Would You Complain? 


3WISHES 'Web of Desire Costume'
Sexy Super Hero Costumes for Women


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Okay, 
So None Of Those Items 
Had Anything To Do With Brian Regan. 
I Just Didn't Think I'd Blog Again 
Before Halloween. 


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This Is The First Time 
I Ever Saw Brian Regan; 
Only, At The Time, 
I Didn't Know Who He Was:

Brian Regan - Coke Ad: You Too

Uploaded on Sep 29, 2009 by





Although Not A Political Comedian, 
Brian Regan Still Has Funny Jokes About Politics: 

Brian Regan - Fitzgerald Theatre - 3/17/07 - St. Paul, MN

Uploaded on Mar 18, 2007 by

The End!:


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Sunday, October 19, 2014

How to Make a Sequel: My Sharknado 2 Movie Review

Finally! 
(Or, in this case, Fin-ly!)
I got to see Sharknado 2!
And yes, it was worth the wait!


Photo Source:
Sharknado 2: The Second One [Blu-ray]

How to Make a Sequel: 
My Sharknado 2 
Movie Review



Photo Source:
https://tv.yahoo.com/blogs/yahoo-tv/-sharknado-2--retold-in-10-
outrageously-ridiculous-gifs-160118629.html


What do you do when you create a cinematic sensation? You make a sequel! The official title is: "Sharknado 2: The Second One". Which should clue us in that they're not going to take themselves too seriously. Or, if they do, they'll be so serious, it'll be hilarious. Yeah, it's kinda crazy how comedy works that way. 


POMELO Big Shark Backpack From Pomelo (Black)


What's the best way to make a sequel? Figure out what worked in the previous movie; and do more of that; plus up the ante! So instead of one chainsaw, we have more, plus we have plenty more makeshift weapons, including big bats, wide shovels, handy circular saws, squirt gun flamethrowers, etc.; and instead of an LA beach community in peril, we have New York City! The New York City!




If you really want to make the sequel fun, add as many celebrities, former celebrities, or celebrity wannabes as you can find. Especially in a shark movie, 'cause there's nothing better than watching Kelly Ripa stomping on a hammerhead shark with her high heels; or Matt Lauer skewering one with an umbrella. 



And have fun with which actor/actress plays which role. I.e., Former Taxi star Judd Hirsch plays a taxi driver; and former Airplane! star Robert Hayes flies an airplane! 


Pealra Shark Bag, Dark Blue, One Size


Best of all, add lots of surprises! If you don't think this movie had any surprises, ask Tara Reid if she needs a hand. Even Lady Liberty herself will tell you that heads will roll. And when the right woman comes along, I know where to find free engagement rings!



So kudos to the Sharknado cast and crew for doing the impossible, for making an even better movie than the previous one. Especially the writer Thunder Levin (the new William Shakespeare or Ernest Hemingway of shark movies)! He did everything right. Excellent character dynamics; enthralling back stories, etc. Where to next time? Paris? Moscow? Outer space? 

All The Best,

Sharknado 2: Sneak Peek | Syfy

Published on Jun 27, 2014 by
Fin Shepard: Even the Sharknadoes are tougher in New York.
_________________________


Bryan: Don't mess with a Mets fan on the 7 train.
_________________________

Ben: Holy sh... ark.
_________________________

April Wexler: Fin, why aren't you having more fun with this?

Fin Shepard: Come on, April. Two of my friends were killed. I almost destroyed Los Angeles. And, oh, yeah... I got eaten by shark. How much fun do you think that was?

_________________________

The Mayor: Well this is the Big Apple, Fin. When something bites us, we bite back.
_________________________

Fin Shepard: I know you're scared. I'm scared too. They're sharks. They're scary. No one wants to get eaten. But I've been eaten. And I'm here to tell you it takes a lot more than to bring a good man down. A lot more that to bring a New Yorker down. [cuts a falling shark in half with a chainsawLet's go show them what it means to be a hero. Let's go show them what it means to be a New Yorker! Let's go kill some sharks!


Sharknado 2 - New York

Published on Jul 31, 2014 by

Sunday, October 5, 2014

Temporary Hiatus

Due to a drastic change in my schedule, 
I'm unable to blog as much as I used to. 
I hope to continue doing so, 
sometime soon. 
And when I do, 
I'll tweet and post on Facebook 
to let you know.
All The Best, 
Dean