My Favorite Comedian Who Still Performs Standup

My Favorite Comedian 
Who Still Performs Standup

by
Dean Burkey

Sadly, at this moment, My Favorite Comedian Who Still Performs Standup isn't even me! I'm still my favorite comedian. If only because I get most of my jokes. Almost all of 'em! It's like we have the exact same sense of humor! So much so that I could be a clone of myself! Hmm. Now I wonder if I am. 

As you already know from my books about comedy, especially "How To Write All Kinds of Comedy Jokes: Volume 3: How to Write like Famous Comedians", and from previous blog posts. Brian Regan is my favorite comedian who still performs standup, since I'm not doing so at this time. My other favorites include Woody Allen, Steve Martin, and Mitch Hedburg, but they no longer perform stand up. Of those who still perform, I also enjoy Jerry Seinfeld and Steven Wright. 

Brian Regan: “[The pilot explaining a flight delay]: ‘Uh, somebody put our engine in upside-down. And, uh, there’s only one tool in our galaxy that can fix this. And, uh, it’s in Madagascar. The tower has instructed us to go to a holding area; and remain there, until everyone on board dies a natural death.’ So you go there and die.” 

Brian Regan: “I watch ‘Dora the Explorer’ with her [his daughter], you know, ‘cause she likes it. So I watch it with her, you know. It’s a good show. I’d probably watch that, if I didn’t have kids.” 

Reading his material isn't quite the same as hearing it; and just hearing it isn't quite the same as watching him perform. Brian Regan's inflections, expressions, antics, and material teach us we can be truly hilarious without resorting to dirty tricks. 

Here He Performs His Super Funny 

Pop Tarts Routine: 

Brian Regan - Poptarts live

Uploaded on Jul 26, 2007 by

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Getting laughs seems so easy using Brian Regan’s goofy voice. But his antics and expressions add to the Punch too. And not only do his voice and actions carry the comedy, his writing is brilliant. His amazing material with his definitive delivery creates consummate comedy. 

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All The Best,

Dean Burkey


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Only, At The Time, 
I Didn't Know Who He Was:

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Although Not A Political Comedian, 
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Funny Joan Rivers Jokes

Photo Source: 
Joan Rivers: Don't Start With Me [HD]

Funny Joan Rivers Jokes

by
Dean Burkey

These two Joan Rivers walk into a bar ... 

How many Joan Rivers does it take 
to screw in a light bulb ... 

A preacher, a priest, and a rabbi 
are on Joan Rivers ... 

To quote President Obama:
"Let me be clear."

These aren't jokes about Joan Rivers, 
but by Joan Rivers. 

So please enjoy these 
Funny Joan Rivers Jokes:

"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, 
after all, 
you could be missing out on the joke of the century."

"I was born in 1962. 
And the room next to me was 1963."

"I knew I was an unwanted baby 
when I saw that my bath toys 
were a toaster and a radio."

"My earliest childhood memory 
was watching my parents 
loosen the wheels on my stroller."

"My mother never told me a thing. 
I asked my mother, 
'Where am I from?' 
She gave me a fake address in Cleveland."

Joan Rivers on "The Ed Sullivan Show"

Uploaded on Aug 24, 2009 by

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"Every time I did something bad, 
my mother would say, 
'How could you? 
After all the sacrifices I've made for you.' 
And she did. 
Once a week she would kill a chicken 
in front of my photograph."

"People say that money is not the key to happiness, 
but I always figured if you have enough money, 
you can have a key made."

"I don’t exercise. 
If God wanted me to bend over, 
He would have put diamonds on the floor."

"I’m no cook; 
when I want lemon on chicken, 
I spray it with Pledge."

"On my wedding night, 
I should have known better 
than to wear a nightgown with feet."

Joan Rivers - Stand up comedy, 1974

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"I was dating a transvestite; 
and my mother said, 
'Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe.'''

"A man can sleep around, 
no questions asked. 
But if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes, 
she's a tramp."

"California is druggy, druggy, druggy. 
If it is white and it is on the table, 
they are gonna sniff it. 
I have a friend who O.D.ed 
in the beauty shop on dandruff."

"Peeping Toms look at my window 
and pull down the shade."

"I never get tired of housework. 
I don't do any. 
When guests come to visit, 
I just put out drop cloths 
and say we're painting."

Joan Rivers stand-up Tonight Show 

- hilarious monologue 2 - 1984

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"The one thing women don't want to find 
in their stockings on Christmas morning 
is their husband."

"My husband wanted to be cremated. 
I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus. 
That way, I'd visit him every day."

"I said to my husband, 
my boobs have gone, 
my stomach's gone, 
say something nice about my legs. 
He said, 
'Blue goes with everything.'"

"Trust your husband; 
adore your husband; 
and get as much as you can in your own name."

"I got a waterbed, 
but my husband stocked it with trout."

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"You know you’ve reached middle age 
when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, 
instead of by the police." 

"You know you’re getting old 
when work is a lot less fun; 
and fun is a lot more work."

"I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! 
My makeup team is nominated for Best Special Effects."

"Looking 50 is great 
... if you're 60."

"At my age, 
an affair of the heart is a bypass!"

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"I wish I had a twin, 
so I could know what I'd look like 
without plastic surgery."

"My best birth control now is 
to just leave the lights on."

"The fashion magazines are suggesting 
that women wear clothes that are age appropriate 
… for me that would be a shroud."

"I've had so much plastic surgery, 
when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware."

"At my funeral, 
I want Meryl Streep crying 
in five different accents."

Thank you Joan Rivers 
for all the laughs!
Rest In Peace.

All The Best,

Dean Burkey

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Remember The Laughter As We Remember Robin Williams

I'm stunned. Astonished to the core. Just last night, I turned on the TV around 8:40 to watch the rest of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" on the CW. During commercials, I switched to ME TV, so I could hit the last channel button at 9 pm to watch "Hogan's Heroes". But then I saw that the episode of "Happy Days" airing then was the one with Robin Williams as Mork from Ork (Season 5, Episode 22: "My Favorite Orkan"), so I stayed on that channel to watch the rest of that episode. And then, early this morning, I saw a notice on Facebook that said: "Actor Robin Williams dies at 63". How shocking. how sad. But since Robin was one of the greatest comedians of all time, let's not focus on the sorrow, instead, let's ... 

Remember The Laughter 

As We Remember 
Robin Williams

Robin Williams: 
We've had cloning in the South for years. 
It's called cousins.

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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.


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Reality is just a crutch for people 
who can't cope with drugs.

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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, 
just intense negotiations every 28 days.

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Canada is like a loft apartment 
over a really great party.

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Carpe per diem - seize the check.


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Robin Williams: 
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning many; 
and tics meaning, bloodsucking creatures.

Robin Williams Live at the Roxy 1978

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Robin Williams: 
In England, if you commit a crime, 
the police don’t have a gun; 
and you don’t have a gun; 
if you commit a crime, the police will say: 
"Stop! Or I’ll say stop again."


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Farewell, 
Robin Williams
Thank You for 
All the Fun and Laughter

All The Best,

Dean Burkey

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-- ready to pass out.


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Robin Williams: 
Cocaine is God’s way of saying 
you’re making too much money.


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Robin Williams: 
Spring is nature's way of saying, 
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Robin Williams: 
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Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, 
"Robin, you need drugs to live." 
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Tips on How to Write like Famous Comedians

How to Write 

All Kinds of Comedy Jokes

Volume 3:

Tips on How to Write 

Like Famous Comedians 

by

Dean Burkey

Comedy Isn’t Easy, But It Just Got Easier With: 

“How to Write All Kinds of Comedy Jokes”

Must you be born funny to make people laugh? Groucho Marx wasn’t born with glasses, a mustache, and a cigar. Even Steve “Born Standing Up” Martin wasn’t born wearing an arrow through his head. (Lucky for his mom, ‘cause that would have hurt!) Although Woody Allen might have been born with frizzy red hair and glasses. 

A lifelong student of comedy, a real stand-up guy, an improv performer, and the author of books as varied as “Holy Laughter!” and the comedy novel “Monster Laughs”, Dean Burkey shares his thoughts and the tips and techniques he’s learned over the years in a series he wishes had been written for him when he first started. 

Humor enhances our lives, so improve your comic abilities with “How to Write All Kinds of Kinds of Comedy Jokes”. Anyone from a comical newbie to a professional comedy writer can benefit from this series. Don’t let your comedy dreams pass you by! This book and this series can help you make others laugh! (See the guarantee below.) 

Volume 3: Tips on How to Write like Famous Comedians

This volume covers tips for writing like Woody Allen, Steve Martin, Brian Regan, and Mitch Hedberg and also offers pointers to help you write like yourself, or rather, a much funnier version of yourself. Makes a great companion to the first two volumes, teaching you how to write multiple jokes on a single topic. As well as what to do with the jokes you write! 

The trailer for Woody Allen’s movie “Love and Death” inspired me to think of film comedy. His story “The UFO Menace” made me want to write comedy. 

Steve Martin was such a strong comedic influence during my formative years. Made me want to perform standup. 

Brian Regan is my favorite current standup comedian. Besides me. His inflections, expressions, antics, and material teach us we can be truly hilarious without resorting to dirty tricks. 

I didn’t “discover” Mitch Hedberg until after he died. But his cadence, delivery, and fast-paced material teach us to go for the laughs. No monkeying around, just make people laugh. 

Table of Contents

Tips on How to Write Like Woody Allen 

Tips on How to Write Like Steve Martin 

Tips on How to Write Like Brian Regan 

Tips on How to Write Like Mitch Hedberg 

Some Quick Tips on How to Write Like Other Comics 

Rodney Dangerfield 

Phyllis Diller 

Jerry Seinfeld 

Steven Wright 

Tips on How to Write Like You 

What Makes You So Funny? 

Standup Comedy Set 

Performance Pointers 

A Look at Developing a Comic Persona 

What Are You Waiting For? 

Write. Review. Market. (Celebrate Each Success!) 

Humor-Man! (Or Humor-Woman!) 

How to Turn 1 Topic into 10, 20, or 50 + Jokes 

1 Topic / 10 Jokes 

1 Topic / 10 Jokes (Alternate Version) 

1 Topic / 20 Jokes 

1 Topic / 20 Jokes (Alternate Version) 

1 Topic / 50 Jokes 

Special Bonus Feature: How Woody Allen Improved His Moose Routine

Special Bonus Feature: A Dean Reads Book Review of Steve Martin’s “Born Standing Up”

Special Bonus Feature: How Brian Regan Improved His Pops Tarts Routine

Special Bonus Feature: The Comedic Brilliance of Mitch Hedberg’s Delivery

Special Bonus Feature: “The ‘Chicken Musket’ Secret to Comedy” 

Please Note: Volume 3 is being released before Volume 2. 

If this book gives you just one really great idea, you should reread it. Because you obviously missed something. But even so, one really great idea is still worth more than the cost of this book. Either way, I guarantee you will find something in this book to make you laugh and/or help you make others laugh. If not, return it in less than a week; and Amazon will issue a refund. You have nothing to lose and a world of laughter to gain, so click the Buy button now.

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Dean Burkey

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Woody Allen - The Moose

Uploaded on Aug 21, 2007 by

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Woody Allen: 
Well, my wife was an immature woman; 
and, uh, that’s all I can say, she. 
See if this is not immature to you: 
I would be home in the bathroom, 
taking a bath; 
and my wife would walk right in, 
whenever she felt like, 
and sink my boats.

Steve Martin: 
I’m not into that one-night thing. 
I think a person should get to know someone, 
and even be in love with them, 
before you use and degrade them.


Dean Burkey: 

I found Nemo. 

He was at Red Lobster. 

Part of their combo platter. 

And he was delicious.

Brian Regan: 

They ask the most insulting question 
when you check into a hospital. 

“What seems to be the problem?” 

“What seems? 

Well it seems; 

it seems like everything on my inside 

wants to be on my outside. 

But I’m no doctor.” 

What kind o’ condescending question.

Mitch Hedberg: 

I wanna be a race car passenger, 

just a guy who bugs the driver. 

“Say man, can I turn on the radio? 

You should slow down. 

Why we gotta keep going in circles? 

Can I put my feet out the window? 

Man, you really like Tide.”

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