Happy Memorial Day!
Thank you to my father and others who served
in the military to help protect the freedoms we enjoy.
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Thank you to those who got my books
during my latest promotion.
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Thank you to my father and others who served
in the military to help protect the freedoms we enjoy.
*******
Thank you to those who got my books
during my latest promotion.
*******
Photo Source:
Dove Dark Chocolate Almond Promises,
8.5-Ounce Packages (Pack of 4)
Many people find comfort from the words of Scripture.
Psalm 23, John 3:16, or 1st Corinthians 13.
Others like the sacred texts from other religions,
such as the Tao or the Bhagavata.
Still others find serenity in the laws of science.
As if E = mc2 could calm a troubled soul
on a dark and disturbing night.
But I find my inspiration from …
candy wrappers.
“When times are tough,
the tough eat hard candy.”
“Enjoy every chocolate moment
that comes your way.”
“Only you can make
your chocolate dreams come true.”
“Be sweet to others;
and others may offer sweets to you.”
“Now is the time for all good men
to rise up; and eat chocolate.”
Bill Cosby:
I am not the boss of my house.
I don’t know when I lost it.
I don’t know if I ever had it.
But I have seen the boss’ job;
and I don’t want it!
George Carlin:
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Dean Burkey:
Everyone wants to be God.
Until you realize the hours.
Jerry Seinfeld:
Dogs are the leaders of the planet.
If you see two life forms;
one of them’s making a poop;
the other one’s carrying it for him;
who would you assume is in charge?
Steven Wright:
Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some just don’t have film.
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