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Are Driving Me Mads
Ads on YouTube can be so annoying!
Even if you click to watch a commercial,
they will still make you watch another one,
before you can watch the one you want.
Sometimes the ads are longer
than the videos you want to watch.
A 10-minute ad to watch a 3-minute video?
Get real YouTube!
And sure,
they’ll give you the option to Skip the Ad.
Sometimes.
But if you keep skipping,
don’t they just send you more ads?
They’ll even interrupt a relaxation video
to give you an ad.
Maybe they figure you’re too mellowed out
to hit the Skip the Ad button.
Their favorite time to make you watch commercials
is during self-hypnosis videos.
You’re trying to stop smoking.
Or lose weight.
Or stop committing random acts of kind pyromania.
And, as soon as you’re entranced,
they run ads.
Which is the real reason
why I ordered those twelve cartons of toilet paper.
I don’t have a condition.
Glandular or otherwise.
But I do worry about what they mean
when they say that the toilet paper’s recycled.
Gulp!
Bill Cosby:
Every father says the same thing:
“Where’s your mother?”
Rodney Dangerfield:
I tell ya’ when I was a kid,
all I knew was rejection.
My yo-yo, it never came back!
Dean Burkey:
If you are addicted to placebos.
Do you have a drug problem?
Or a sweet tooth?
Mitch Hedberg:
Hey, someone said,
“Hey Mitch, do you lift weights?”
And I said, “No, but I do set weights back down.
So if you get up there; and you need help, call me.
I’ll take you to the next level!”
Steven Wright:
If at first you don’t succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried.
We might not all agree with everything he says and does,
but this is one rock-solid comedy set:
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