The Spell Checker can be kind of freaky.
I was writing a joke that uses the phrase:
“a bunch of brewskis”.
But I forgot to put a space between of and brewskis,
(i.e., ofbrewskis)
so when I click space after the word brewskis,
the Spell Checker turned it into the word foreskins.
That’s freaky!
Even typing just the word brewskis,
the Spell Checker will turn that into two words.
So I guess the Spell Checker doesn’t like to party.
My Body’s kind of funny.
(Goofy voice): “Funny looking.”
(Mock goofy laugh.)
What I mean is:
I can run around the lake.
But then when I finish, I walk with a limp.
Eventually, the limp goes away;
and then I run again.
If I run really far,
when I finish, I stagger like a drunk.
So to achieve the same results as running over six miles,
I can just stay home and kick back a bunch of brewskis.
(I never said it was a funny joke.
Besides, that’s the kind of joke
you need to see and hear performed,
not the kind you read.)
P. S. For more Spell-Checker fun,
check out my previous post:
Should’ve Used The Spill-Chucker
Also, please check out my previous post:
Bonus Post: Channel Surfing Is FREE Sept. 5-9, 2013.
This video I found on YouTube makes me laugh every time I watch it!
From what I gather, a sorceress turned Wonder Woman into a pig,
so Batman agrees to do whatever the sorceress requests
to have her change Wonder Woman back before she gets slaughtered.
Jerry Seinfeld:
Introducing 'Lite'
- The new way to spell 'Light',
but with twenty per cent fewer letters.
Alex Kirlik:
I got a calculator;
and now I can't add without it.
I got a spellchecker;
and I can't write without it anymore.
I got a blow-dryer;
and now my hair won't dry on its own.
Dean Burkey:
People who can’t spell are stoopid.
Author Unknown:
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled,
how would we know?
Mitch Hedberg:
My girlfriend is named Lynn.
She spells her name "Lynn".
My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too,
but she spells it "Lyn".
Every now and then I screw up,
I call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name;
and she can tell because I don't say "n" as long.
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