Monday, February 3, 2014

How About Those Seahawks!


How About Those Seahawks!

How about those sea hawks! 

What mighty birds prey. 
Known better as the osprey. 
Also known as fish eagle or fish hawk. 

For more information about sea hawks, visit: 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osprey

I’m not sure what the point of that was. 
I didn’t know what to blog about today, 
so someone suggested I write about the Seahawks. 

I have no idea why. 

Owls would’ve made more sense. 

;o)

Kudos to the Seattle Seahawks 
for winning the 48th Super Bowl

Congratulations to Malcolm Smith for winning MVP. 



The Seahawks played a great game. 

The Broncos
Their problems began with the first kickoff return. 
They should’ve taken a fair catch in the end zone 
to start on the 20-yard line. 

The only time they returned a ball past the 20-yard line, 
they fumbled! 

Besides, 
starting on the 20 might have helped them 
avoid the subsequent safety 
which seemed to jinx them for most of the game. 

Although Manning broke the record 
for the most completions in a Super Bowl
the Broncos only scored one touchdown the entire game. 
And that was in the last few seconds of the third quarter. 
I wonder what Malcolm Gladwell* would make of that! 

Both teams are highly skilled to have 
made it to the Super Bowl in the first place, 
but from what I understand, 
the Broncos lost because of too many turnovers. 

The Seahawks didn’t have any turnovers. 

So maybe the Broncos turnovers 
were made with enriched flour and enriched sugar, 
which slowed them down. 

And maybe they felt felt bloated.

Obviously, 
those turnovers didn’t have organic apples or peaches. 
Or we might’ve seen a different game altogether. 

In the future, 
football players should wait until after the game 
to enjoy turnovers. 

Sure, they’re delicious! 
But they’ll be just as delicious after the game. 

And you’ll enjoy them more when you win. 
Because few things taste better 
than victory and apple turnovers. 

Except chocolate-covered, 
bacon-wrapped victory. 

If you’re an athlete; 
and you can wait until after your sporting event 
to enjoy a tasty turnover, 
here’s a recipe you may enjoy: 



http://allrecipes.com/recipe/apple-turnovers/



* Come back next time for my 
Dean Reads Book Review 
of Malcom Gladwell’s book: 
David and Goliath”. 



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Published on Feb 2, 2014 by

Steven Wright
No one is listening until you make a mistake. 
Success always occurs in private; 
and failure in full view. 

Author Unknown
A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, 
but his seats were in the nosebleed section 
-- but he didn't care, he had always dreamed 
of going to the Super Bowl. 
So he wants to find a seat closer to where he can see better. 
He finds this seat toward the front 
and he asks the guy next to it 
whether anyone is sitting there.
The guy replies, "No, because my wife just died." 
"Well," says the first man, 
"why didn't you just bring a friend or relative?"
The guy replied, 
"Oh, they're all at the funeral."

Dean Burkey:
Watching football too much can make life unrealistic. 
When you make a mistake, 
you expect to see the replay. 
And when you do something right, 
you feel disappointed 
when no one dumps a cooler of Gatorade on your back. 

Mitch Hedberg
Yeah, I’m not into sports. 
If someone told me I had athlete’s foot, 
I’d say that’s not my foot! 

Ray Divine
Watching Football is lot like watching a sex tape. 
Although you’re not an active participant, 
you still feel great when you see someone score. 



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Published on Feb 2, 2014 by

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