Silly Professor

Trivia Question: 
Do you know the name 
of the Professor from "Gilligan's Island"?
(Answer below.)

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Silly Professor

by
Dean Burkey

Photo Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Professor_(Gilligan's_Island)

The Professor on “Gilligan’s Island” 
could always help each week’s guest stars 
get off the island, 
but never his own group. 

Odd how someone so seemingly brilliant 
could make bicycles, huts, 
and even washing machines out of bamboo, 
but not a boat. 

Maybe he was writing a thesis 
on Castaway Syndrome. 

Or he thought 
if he could keep everyone shipwrecked long enough, 
maybe Mary Ann would finally come around. 

Or he just liked her coconut cream pies. 

Or maybe he had the hots for the Skipper or Gilligan. 
After being shipwrecked that long, who knows? 

Maybe he wrecked the boat in the first place! 
Why else would he bring along an encyclopedia 
and a set of test tubes for a three-hour tour? 

Have a Great Week,

Dean

Diet Lard

Uploaded on May 31, 2007 by

Elliander Eldridge

George Carlin:
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns, 
because they taste funny? 

Dean Burkey:
Vegetarian sharks are the reason carrots never go swimming. 

Mitch Hedberg: 
Magicians disappear all the time, 
but as soon as a regular person does it, 
everyone is all scared. 
“Tom’s gone!” 
“Is he a magician?” 
“No.” 
“Then let’s print up some flyers!” 

Jerry Seinfeld: 
The big advantage of a book is it’s very easy to rewind. 
Close it; and you’re right back at the beginning. 

Steven Wright: 
How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?

Brian Regan - Stand Up Comedy - Very Very Funny

Published on May 3, 2013 by

Sam Samson

Triva Answer: 
The actor's name was Russell Johnson. 
The character's name was Roy Hinkley.