Showing posts with label Florida Southern College. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Florida Southern College. Show all posts

Monday, March 11, 2013

I'm in Smokepoint's New Music Video


I'm in Smokepoint's 
New Music Video
"Escape from Braddock Forest"



Escape From Braddock Forest

Published on Feb 28, 2013 by

They saved the best for last, because I don't appear until the end, around the 3:48 mark. 

Please watch the whole thing.  Not just because my part won't make much sense if you don't, but because everyone involved did a super job in creating a fun, energetic video.

I auditioned on Friday, Jan. 25 and got the part! 

(Obviously! Otherwise this blog post might be chicken jokes or something silly. "Not that there's anything wrong with that!" as Seinfeld might say.) 

My part took two days of shooting! 

To be clear, they did more than just shoot my part on those two days. But still, I got to enjoy their delicious craft services twice! :o)

All I knew was that I was the neighbor of some girl; and I run in the woods. Thinking about what that might mean made me feel ill. An adult neighbor in the woods with some kid? Ew! Sure, a gig's a gig, but still! Fortunately, the "girl" turned out to be a woman; and the director dispelled my fears, assuring me that I was not portraying Captain Creepy. In fact, the woman watches me; I don't watch her. I don't even know she's there! 

We shot the me-stressing-out-in-a-car scene which starts around 3:48 in the video on Wednesday, January 30 at the house of a friend of someone from the production company. The Google Map directions threw me off a bit due to a street having a different name, but once I saw the cars lining the road and the big production truck in the driveway, I knew I'd found the right place. 

A neighbor stopped by and asked to speak to whoever lived there, so someone said that the owner wasn't there. The look on the neighbor's face was priceless. Like why are there 30 or so people milling about a house when the owner's not there? That incident made me laugh for a couple of days.  

The forest scene was shot on Day 4 of the video shoot, which was Friday February 1. My part in the woods begins around the 4:04 mark in the video. 



The above is the only picture of me in the shirt I wear in the video, because it was so cold, I wore a long-sleeve shirt over my T-shirt when I wasn't being filmed. 



All I needed to do was looked frightened and then run through a bunch of vines. Only problem was, I was supposed to be running for my life, without running past the golf cart with the film crew! Maybe I'm a method actor, 'cause when I run for my life, I run fast! 

I had a blast. Everyone was professional and fun. And I know two days of shooting sounds like a lot of hard work; and it was, for the production people and the other performers, but most of the time I sat around eating and talking to beautiful people. 




Smart beautiful people, because they had the good sense to bring jackets, blankets, and/or scarves, whereas I just brought a long-sleeve shirt. One of the performers had seen a Mitch Hedberg show! So I got paid to eat, talk to smart beautiful people, and share Mitch Hedberg jokes! Yes, my life is truly blessed.


To be more accurate, most of the time, I sat around thinking that I shouldn't eat, because I was going to be running. But then I'd get so hungry, I'd think I should eat a little something. The food looked and smelled so good, how could I resist? And so I would eat just a little something. And the food tasted so good, I'd eat just a little something more. And then just a little something more. And then just a little bit more. And then I'd think, okay, that was enough. More than enough. I shouldn't have eaten so much! But then I'd see dark chocolate-covered granola bars and eat some more! 

After they shot the footage they wanted, I dashed to Mitchell's Coffee House to perform in the First Friday Show with the ImprovAddicts


The next morning, I went back to NFocus to rehearse for a presentation about Florida Southern College for the Lakeland Chamber of Commerce dinner at The Lakeland Center. That was a busy, but fun, several hours with the video, the show, and the rehearsal. Good times. 

Special thanks to Smokepoint for an awesome rocking song, NFocus Visual Communications, Inc. for an excellent production, and the Jess Anderson Talent and Model Agency for getting me the audition!

If Andy Warhol's words are true, about each person getting his/her own 15 minutes of fame, I've easily got another 14 minutes and 50 seconds coming!

All the Best,

  



P.S. 
This first joke below is the joke that started 
the whole Mitch Hedberg conversation, 
because I looked at a monitor 
that showed a shot of the woods 
and said the opening line about Bigfoot being blurry. 
I then said that was a Mitch Hedberg joke; 
and then we started saying his jokes back and forth! 

Please Note: 
These jokes read much funnier 
if you know how Mitch Hedberg sounds. 
His delivery is half the comedy, 
so if you've never heard him perform before, 
you might want to watch the video below first!

Mitch Hedberg
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. 
It's not the photographer's fault. 
Bigfoot is blurry. 
And that's extra scary to me, 
because there's a large, 
out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. 
Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here! 

Mitch Hedberg
When we were on acid, we would go into the woods... 
'cause when you're in the woods tripping, 
there's less likely a chance 
you'll run into an authority figure. 
But we ran into a bear. 
That was even more of a buzzkill. 
My friend Dwayne was standing there 
raising his right hand, 
swearing to help prevent forest fires. 
We got away from the bear, 
he put his arm around my shoulder, he said 
"Mitchell... Smokey is way more intense in person!"

Mitch Hedberg
My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. 
She does live in a trailer; she made it half-way. 
She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set. 

Mitch Hedberg
I called the hotel operator; 
and she said, "How can I direct your call?" 
I said, "Well, you could say 'Action!'; 
and I'll begin to dial. 
And when I say 'Goodbye', 
then you can yell 'Cut!'" 

Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, 
but the store didn't have one. 
So I got a cake.

P.P.S. 
On March 26 and 28, 
please enjoy two of my tributes to Mitch Hedberg.



Mitch Hedberg on the Late Show 3/12/03

Uploaded on Nov 8, 2007 by
(with guest host Elvis Costello)

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Thank You Warren Buffett!


Thank You 
Warren Buffett!

by Dean Burkey
 
Photo Source:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001OD41DY

I dreamt I met Warren Buffett! Theee Warren Buffett!

As we walked out of a lecture at FSC, I told him it was destiny that we met, because the day before I read a book that said to get a picture of the richest man in the world.

“Oh.” He smiled his famous multi-billionaire smile. “My picture inspires you?”


“No, actually,” I said, somewhat embarrassed. “I got a picture of Carlos Slim Helú. Hes the richest. Never mind. And, um, no offense.” 

As Warrens (I mean, Mr. Buffett’s) famous multi-billionaire smile wilted, I knew Id put both feet in my mouth. I could even taste my socks! 

But even so, recognizing the amazing opportunity before me, I still asked him for his secret to getting rich. 

He sighed, like maybe hed heard that question before. 

His aide asked if he was coming along, but he said he’d stay. 

Happy to hear how to create wealth from someone who clearly knows, I giggled with delight. But in a macho giggly way. 

We sat in the middle of a classroom where a few students studied off to the side. 

The lights were too bright for him, so I kept trying to adjust the switch where he wouldn’t be bothered, but I could still see. 

He said he wanted them at half, so I put the two light switches at half, but he wanted one of them at half and the other turned off completely, so I said, “You want them at a fourth.” 

Seeing a wave of exasperation sweep across his face, I said, “Half is fine and decided not to bicker over the quarter/half issue, even though I was clearly right in that regard. 

As I yanked out my notebook, which has a promo cover for my first book Holy Laughter! Humor in the Bible”, Warren (I mean, Mr. Buffett) said “The first thing is stocks.” 

Obviously, I wanted to write that down, but I kept trying to find a blankety-blank blank page upon which to write. 

Although I couldn’t find a blankety-blank blank page, I eventually asked what the second thing was; and he said to read the newspaper USA Today

And so, the only advice I got from my dream meeting with Warren Buffett was stocks and read USA Today

If you know how that will make me rich, please let me know. 

Looks like I need to eat the same spicy food tonight that I ate last night, so I can continue my dream seminar. 

Otherwise, I’ll call Carlos (I mean Señor Helú) and ask: “¡Hola mi amigo! ¿Cómo se enriqueció usted?”*

Blessings & Joy,

* [Hello my friend! How did you get rich?]

Although I did actually dream that I met Warren Buffett, this is still a work of humor/parody.


warren buffett strategy


Uploaded on May 22, 2011 by
Amit Agarwal
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