We're All Crazy!

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We’re All Crazy!

by
Dean Burkey

To one extent or another, 
everyone is psychotic. 

Nowadays, 
you’d be crazy not to be. 

If you don’t think you’re crazy, 
then obviously you’re insane. 
Because mentally unbalanced people 
never think they’re wacko. 

And if you think you’re a total nut-job, 
you’re probably right. 
Who else knows you better than you? 

So the best way to succeed in today’s world 
is to foster the right kind of psychoses. 

For instance, 

to succeed in politics, 
be narcissistic and a pathological liar. 

To make a relationship work, 
make sure both parties are compatible kinds of crazy. 

(Unlike Congress.)

All the Best,

Dean Burkey

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Chris Rock: 
You know the world is going crazy 
when the best rapper is a white guy, 
the best golfer is a black guy, 
the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, 
the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, 
France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, 
Germany doesn’t want to go to war, 
and the three most powerful men in America 
are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. 
Need I say more?

Rodney Dangerfield: 
My psychiatrist told me I’m going crazy. 
I told him, “If you don’t mind, I’d like a second opinion.” 
He said, “All right. You’re ugly too!”

Dean Burkey: 
If you keep doing the same thing over and over again, 
while expecting different results, 
you’re not only crazy; 
you’re boring! 

Mitch Hedberg: 
You know crazy straws? 
They go all over the place? 
These straws are sane. 
They never lost their mind. 
They say, 
“We’re going straight to the mouth. 
That guy who takes a while to get there? 
He’s crazy.” 

Steven Wright: 
All of the people in my building are insane. 
The guy above me 
designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.
The lady across the hall 
tried to rob a department store. 
With a pricing gun. 
She said, 
“Give me all of the money in the vault, 
or I’m marking down everything in the store.”

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