In Spite of All Those Annoying Political Ads ...
The plus side of election time is that you automatically have a great opening line if you know a woman’s political inclinations.
You see a Republican, you say, “Go Romney!”
You see a Democrat, you say, “Go Obama!”
You see a Libertarian, you say, “Go unknown guy who doesn’t have a duck’s chance at a hunting convention!”
Attention Politicians!
If you just want to tell us what we want to hear anyway, tell us how good-looking we are and how any supermodel would be lucky to have us.
And that we have nice dimples.
Please Note:
Everything I say is meant to be in good fun.
I can’t think of anything bad I want to say about anybody.
Except the Devil.
And if you’re the Devil, I sayest unto thee: “What are you doing here? Don’t you have to run for re-election?”
… I didn’t say the president.
I meant that political office with the evil guy that no one likes.
So if you like him, that’s not whom I meant.
You know the guy.
He has all the redeeming qualities of projectile acid reflux.
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