Wet’s walk about Weebles. What? Wemember Weebles?
“Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down.” *
Which makes me think Weebles would make great flight attendants.
“Wow! Despite all that turbulence, those Weebles never fell down.”
“Oh sure, they wobbled, but even when we crashed, those Weebles never fell down.”
Which means Weebles would stink at Ring Around the Rosie.
“Come on Weebles, get it right! ‘Ashes, ashes, we all fall down!’ So close! I thought we had it that time. You Weebles are hopeless. Forget the fair lady, looks like London Bridge won’t work either.”
Makes me wonder was Elvis a Weeble?
Maybe so, but Gerald Ford and Chevy Chase were not.
Iceberg or not, if the Titanic had been a giant Water Weeble, it would have never sunk.
Everyone in California should have Weebles in every womb; I mean, room. Once they start to wobble, you know The Big One’s on the way.
“Wow! Forget Richter, that registered a 7.6 on the Weeble scale.”
(Sophisticated/British voice): “What are these Weebles of which you speak?”
I shall speak no more of Weebles. Instead, I shall sing!
(Sing): “We are the world; we are the Weebles. We are the ones who quake, but never will fall downly. There’s a world we’re wobbling; we’re shaking our own lives. It’s true, we won’t fall away, just you and me.” **
“Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down.” *
Which makes me think Weebles would make great flight attendants.
“Wow! Despite all that turbulence, those Weebles never fell down.”
“Oh sure, they wobbled, but even when we crashed, those Weebles never fell down.”
Which means Weebles would stink at Ring Around the Rosie.
“Come on Weebles, get it right! ‘Ashes, ashes, we all fall down!’ So close! I thought we had it that time. You Weebles are hopeless. Forget the fair lady, looks like London Bridge won’t work either.”
Makes me wonder was Elvis a Weeble?
Maybe so, but Gerald Ford and Chevy Chase were not.
Iceberg or not, if the Titanic had been a giant Water Weeble, it would have never sunk.
Everyone in California should have Weebles in every womb; I mean, room. Once they start to wobble, you know The Big One’s on the way.
“Wow! Forget Richter, that registered a 7.6 on the Weeble scale.”
(Sophisticated/British voice): “What are these Weebles of which you speak?”
I shall speak no more of Weebles. Instead, I shall sing!
(Sing): “We are the world; we are the Weebles. We are the ones who quake, but never will fall downly. There’s a world we’re wobbling; we’re shaking our own lives. It’s true, we won’t fall away, just you and me.” **
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