A Taxing Situation

A Taxing Situation

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Everybody’s got a freeloader uncle. 

In our country, his name’s Sam. 

Taxes are like paying fines, where you don’t commit the crimes.

If they thought they could get away with it, politicians would tax us 110 %. 

A lot can be said about the need for higher taxes. 

… Nothing good or sensible, so I won’t say it. 

But I don’t think Uncle Sam needs all our money. 

I think it’s his wife Aunt Overspend. 

Do politicians pay taxes? 

They should pay more than any of us, because they still get the same pay after their term ends. 

Even if they didn’t do a decent job!

They should pay an exorbitant They’re-Lucky-They-Ever-Got-Elected Tax. 

Almost Any Politician: 

“I promise to stop wasteful government spending. 

We must find a way 
to ease the tax burden of our constituents. 

And we will. 

Just as soon as we complete construction of 

The Louisiana Lint Emporium, 

The Massachusetts Museum of Marshmallows, 

and The Gulf of Mexico 
Amoeba Memorial and Snack Shop.
Along with several other unnecessary, 
possibly unscrupulous, 
but definitely expensive, 
projects for those who funded my campaign. 

And I need new cushions 
for my fuel-inefficient, 
government plane.” 

Blessings & Joy,

Dean

Helpful Dean Burkey Tip:

Buy gas today or tomorrow. 

After the election, 

no matter who wins, 

the price will probably increase!

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