After much introspection and life analysis, I discovered I have a major flaw.
(Brief intermission while all the fans of How I Met Your Mother salute and say: “Major flaw!”)
(Announcer: “We now return you to our regularly scheduled program.”)
My one big drawback is indecisiveness.
I think.
No, no, yes, yes, maybe.
Definitely indecisiveness.
Well, maybe not definitely.
Maybe not even indecisiveness at all.
I guess I can’t say not at all.
Hmm. Maybe I’m indecisive.
And maybe I’m not.
Who can say for sure?
Our own level of indecisiveness is probably just one of those things no one can really decide anyway.
Come back next week when I share the cure for procrastination.
That’s next week.
Or maybe the week after that.
Or the week after that.
Or ...
(Brief intermission while all the fans of How I Met Your Mother salute and say: “Major flaw!”)
(Announcer: “We now return you to our regularly scheduled program.”)
My one big drawback is indecisiveness.
I think.
No, no, yes, yes, maybe.
Definitely indecisiveness.
Well, maybe not definitely.
Maybe not even indecisiveness at all.
I guess I can’t say not at all.
Hmm. Maybe I’m indecisive.
And maybe I’m not.
Who can say for sure?
Our own level of indecisiveness is probably just one of those things no one can really decide anyway.
Come back next week when I share the cure for procrastination.
That’s next week.
Or maybe the week after that.
Or the week after that.
Or ...
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Indecision
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Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.jokes.stevenredhead.com/CleverOneLiners.html)
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.sickipedia.org/tv/film-movie/the-first-rule-of-indecisive-club-is-you-dont-talk-868922)
The first rule of indecisive club,
is you don't talk about indecisive club.
... Or not, it's up to you.
Dean Burkey:
I’m really bad about procrastinating.
I keep meaning to put things off.
Maybe I’ll procrastinate tomorrow.
Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.sickipedia.org/other/random/i-like-to-think-of-bungee-jumping-as-suicide-for-692942)
I like to think of bungee jumping
as suicide for indecisive people.
Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.sickipedia.org/other/wordplay/when-i-had-a-go-at-rowing-i-was-so-808468)
When I had a go at rowing I was so Indecisive
I couldn't choose either oar.
(From: http://www.jokes.stevenredhead.com/CleverOneLiners.html)
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.sickipedia.org/tv/film-movie/the-first-rule-of-indecisive-club-is-you-dont-talk-868922)
The first rule of indecisive club,
is you don't talk about indecisive club.
... Or not, it's up to you.
Dean Burkey:
I’m really bad about procrastinating.
I keep meaning to put things off.
Maybe I’ll procrastinate tomorrow.
Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.sickipedia.org/other/random/i-like-to-think-of-bungee-jumping-as-suicide-for-692942)
I like to think of bungee jumping
as suicide for indecisive people.
Author Unknown:
(From: http://www.sickipedia.org/other/wordplay/when-i-had-a-go-at-rowing-i-was-so-808468)
When I had a go at rowing I was so Indecisive
I couldn't choose either oar.
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