Why Waldo Is So Hard To Find
Where’s Waldo? Where’s Waldo?!
The reason why Waldo is so hard to find is obvious.
Isn’t it?
Obviously, he musta turned stool pigeon, ratted out a crime lord, and went with the Witness Protection Program.
He’s been in hiding for over 25 years!
When they find Waldo, he’ll be lying next to Jimmy Hoffa.
Just like Nemo and Carmen Sandiego.
Can’t anybody keep a secret anymore?
But you don’t have to worry. I found Nemo.
He was part of the seafood combo platter at the Lobstero Rojo.
And he was delicious.
Coming Monday:
The Next Time Something Bad Happens
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