The Pizza-Twirling Puppeteer
by Dean Burkey
With the economy in dire straits, Geppetto gave up his juggling career to work at The International House of Pizza, where he became so adept, he could twirl two slabs of dough and his toupee.
His boss let customers watch his impressive antics, until Geppetto accidentally put cheese, sauce, and pepperoni on his hairpiece and wore dough on his head.
After getting fired, Geppetto achieved fame by creating a wooden boy who struggled to tell the truth.
And I.H.O.P found success switching from pizzas to pancakes.
So all ended well, except for the customer who choked to death while eating his second slice of Geppetto’s pepperoni toupee.
Blessings & Joy,His boss let customers watch his impressive antics, until Geppetto accidentally put cheese, sauce, and pepperoni on his hairpiece and wore dough on his head.
After getting fired, Geppetto achieved fame by creating a wooden boy who struggled to tell the truth.
And I.H.O.P found success switching from pizzas to pancakes.
So all ended well, except for the customer who choked to death while eating his second slice of Geppetto’s pepperoni toupee.
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