The Stupidest Things
You Can Put on a Salad
You Can Put on a Salad
Croutons are the stupidest things you can put on a salad.
If someone has a gluten allergy, such as Celiac disease, you’ve just eliminated his/her ability to enjoy the salad.
Okay, the stupidest things to put on salad would be a whoopee cushion, a rubber chicken, and propane fuel.
But as far as edible items go, I have to add Spam and Tofurky.
(If you consider those items edible.)
Salad should be a bowl of nature’s nurturing goodness, not mankind’s chemical warfare weapons.
But in the end, short of sludge and radioactive toxic waste, the stupidest thing to put on a salad is salad dressing.
Not only do you mask the salad’s natural goodness, you glob on calories and nullify its health benefits too.
If someone has a gluten allergy, such as Celiac disease, you’ve just eliminated his/her ability to enjoy the salad.
Okay, the stupidest things to put on salad would be a whoopee cushion, a rubber chicken, and propane fuel.
But as far as edible items go, I have to add Spam and Tofurky.
(If you consider those items edible.)
Salad should be a bowl of nature’s nurturing goodness, not mankind’s chemical warfare weapons.
But in the end, short of sludge and radioactive toxic waste, the stupidest thing to put on a salad is salad dressing.
Not only do you mask the salad’s natural goodness, you glob on calories and nullify its health benefits too.
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