Silly Silly Bands
To cash in on the Silly Bands craze, I bought a jumbo box of 100,000 Silly Bands for only a thousand dollars.
Sounds like a lot of money. But that’s an incredible value! Only a penny each!
If I sell them for just two cents, I’ll double my money.
And if I sell them for a quarter apiece, I’ll. Uhh. Umm. Oh, you figure it out.
The point is I could’ve been rich.
Would’ve been.
Rich.
But sadly, all the Silly Bands were shaped like ovals.
Turns out they weren’t Silly Bands after all; they were rubber bands.
Which readily explains how I brokered such an excellent deal.
Please contact me, if you know anybody who wants to buy 100,000 50-cent rubber bands.
Sounds like a lot of money. But that’s an incredible value! Only a penny each!
If I sell them for just two cents, I’ll double my money.
And if I sell them for a quarter apiece, I’ll. Uhh. Umm. Oh, you figure it out.
The point is I could’ve been rich.
Would’ve been.
Rich.
But sadly, all the Silly Bands were shaped like ovals.
Turns out they weren’t Silly Bands after all; they were rubber bands.
Which readily explains how I brokered such an excellent deal.
Please contact me, if you know anybody who wants to buy 100,000 50-cent rubber bands.
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